Don’t go knockin’ on Britney Spears’ bathroom door unless you intend on breaking it down and rescuing her.
The pop superstar shared the craziest late-night tale of when she tried taking a bath at 2 a.m. … and accidentally locked herself in the bathroom. She spared no detail in the caption of her Instagram post from Tuesday (Aug. 3) which, indeed, eventually reveals the happy ending of how she was finally freed.
After glancing over at her “gross” leftover coffee from earlier that morning (key detail here, folks), Spears was ready to make her way to the other bathroom in search of her face wash. “Then I went to leave and the door was locked,” the “Oops!…I Did It Again” singer wrote. “I thought ok well it’s a bathroom, I can open the damn door … no, the lock was stuck !!!! I got locked in the f—ing bathroom and my boyfriend was sleeping.”
She yelled out for her boyfriend Sam Asghari — whom she claimed can sleep through earthquakes — four times before he eventually got up and asked what the issue was. Although his trusty pen didn’t do the trick in unlocking the door, the 39-year-old singer eventually called her security to get her out.
“I cleaned the bathroom and thought about taking a shower or something but then I saw it … the door … I just looked at it for the first time with a yearning of just wanting it to open … would my eyes trick me and make it happen faster ???” she pondered further down the caption. “My eyes widened and the door was more clear … more vast … I could see it with clarity and brightness … please open door !!!!”
Her exhaustion seemed to be catching up to her in the moment, but Spears praised the stale bathroom coffee that “re-energized” her and helped her regain the stamina she needed to wait the extra 45 minutes it took for her security detail to rescue her from the bathroom.
Read Spears’ entire 2 a.m. tale below.