Orlando Bloom Had The Cleanest, Funniest Response to Katy Perry’s Chores=Sex Comment

Orlando Bloom Had The Cleanest, Funniest Response to Katy Perry’s Chores=Sex Comment

If you happen to drop into the Perry-Bloom house this week chances are you would be blown away by how spotless the kitchen was. That’s because earlier this week on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Katy Perry revealed that there are a handful of household chores that a romantic partner such as fiancé Orlando Bloom can do that will… well, let her explain.

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“If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done all the dishes and closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d–k sucked,” Perry, 39, said with enthusiasm on Alex Cooper’s popular podcast.

Bloom, 47, who has been engaged to the “Lifetimes” singer since 2019 and shares four-year-old daughter Daisy Dove Bloom with the pop star, slipped into the comments on Perry’s Instagram post featuring pics from the appearance to assure her that he received the message, loud and clear.

“I’ve cleaned the whole house,” the To The Edge actor quipped alongside pics of Perry with Cooper, as well as a close-up of singer’s “DAISY” necklace.

It was likely not just an idle boast, as Perry told Cooper that, indeed, “He does the dishes. We’re fortunate to have a housekeeper, but on the weekends he knows that that’s important.” To recap, on the podcast Perry revealed that one of her love languages is “acts of service,” and by service she means keeping things neat and tidy.

“I mean, like, literally. That is my love language. I don’t need a red Ferrari,” she explained. “I can buy a red Ferrari! Just do the f—ing dishes! I will suck your d–k! It’s that easy! Don’t you know? It’s facts.” In keeping with her TMI reveal, Perry noted that one time she and Bloom went on a couple’s retreat where someone asked which guy has more sex, “the guy who drives the red Ferrari or the guy who helps out with his wife every night in the kitchen?”

The only appropriate response, of course, according to Perry was, “In the kitchen was the answer! In the kitchen. And Orlando knows all that. He hears me and he meets me there now.” When she’s not praising Bloom’s “magic stick,” Perry has been busy promoting her upcoming album, 143, which is due out on Sept. 20, and she’ll be centerstage at the 2024 MTV VMAs on Sept. 11 when she receives the Video Vanguard Award.

See Perry’s post and Bloom’s response below.